In honor of Brendans Biddy Day prediction I would like to start a new weekly salute section of the blog
For the record I am in full support of Brendans pick, for the most glorious day that every young, middle aged and older man is looking forward to, whether they know it or not
We Salute You...
This week we salute the Skanky Girl that can not wait to put on see through white pants (or shorts) and wear a dark colored thong with them.
The girl that is itching for biddy day because the black tights and hooded sweatshirts just aren't doing it for her anymore. Everyday she wakes up to the newest britney spears song, hoping it will be the day she runs over to her closet and gets to throw on the tiniest thing she owns.
ahhhh , but alas today is not the day as she clutches the juicy tank top and bright colored bra, and what a shame she thought, because her spray tan looked oh so gloriously orange that day, it really made her French manicure pop for the day.
But I digress...
we salute you skanky girl that feeds on attention from any male body near her, she flaunts her body through tiny clothes for attention, good grades, to get out of speeding tickets, to cut the line at the grocery store, any advantage she can get
we salute the girl that you have to slow down and check out when driving by, not because she is beautiful, but because her fun bags are spilling all over the street
what as males would we do without all of these females in the world?
I don't know, but what i do know is that the world is a better place with them in it.
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