Holy Boston, Batman!!!

What in the name of Ted Williams, Bill Russell and Ray Bourque is going in Beantown! In a span of a little more than 24 hours, Red Sawx hurler Dice-K Matsuzaka hit the 15-day DL (thanks for nothing WBC!), KG, the heart and soul of the Celts, was told his knee injury may force him to miss the entire postseason, and former Boston hoops great turned executive Danny Ainge felt his heart go out....literally!!!! Thank Larry Bird, excuse me God, that the Bruins iced the Habs in Game 1 of their playoff series otherwise New Englanders may have had flashbacks of Aaron "Bleeping" Boone!

With the Red Sox off to their first slow start in years, the Celts beginning to look like paupers for The Chosen One and his band of Cavaliers, Bill "Belicheat" may consider putting Wonder Boy Tom Brady in Hines Ward's hyperbaric chamber until September.

In an area of the country once synonymous with pessimism, one has to wonder whether the events of this week will have Bostonians uttering an old familiar phrase, "How can we blow it this year?"