Monday Will Be the Day!!!

Well, we've had a few questionable days; a few days when the sun shone just a bit brighter, a few days when clothing was in short supply, a few days that made us ponder the old "Summertime" sounds of Will Smith and DJ Jazzy Jeff, but it never quite reached that point.

Many of you faithful followers emailed last week fearing that I overlooked last Friday as the day; it appears many of you have forgotten that this joyful day must be on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.

Well gentlemen (and ladies who swing that way!) the long wait is over! After doing some extensive Doppler Radar research with the great Sam Champion, I am making a Nostradamus-like prediction that Monday will in fact be the day! A day when we at last put away our winter jackets and sweatshirts, and trade them in for board shorts and sandals.

Gentlemen, I urge you not to take this day for granted as it's a time of great renewal, rebirth and reflection. A time when we truly acknowledge and admire what makes life so worth living...biddies!

And so I can think of no better way to honor these fantastic females, these wonderful women, these beautiful biddies, then with a song. So grab a sip of water, put away your pride and get those vocal cords ready!

Because...

It's the most wonderful time of the year!
They'll be titties a showin' and asses a glowin',
When biddies are nearrrrrrrrrrrr!
Oh, it's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaaar!

Oh, they'll be panty-less sights and afternoon delights.....
While you're rubbing one out in the sunnnn,
They'll be long legs for gazing and wet-dream dazzzzing,
Doesn't this fuckin' sound like funnnnnnnn!
Because, it's the most wonderful time of the year!

Sure......they'll be fatties in tights and heifers flying kites,
But there's not much we can doooooooo.
Just remember this story and perform in the clutch like Robert Horry,
and forever enjoy Biddy Glory!!!!
Because it's the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!

Enjoy gents! This day just like this Bud (Light) is for you!