Saturday, October 30, 2010

What Kind of Man Are You

Last night I was randomly asked by a woman in a bar, "What kind of man are you?" As I took a brief moment to think it over, a lot of different things came to mind. Am I a moral person? Am I GOD loving person, Do I have good hygiene, Am I lovable, Am I able to love? What do My friends think of me? So answered, "Umm I think I'm a good guy?"

She looked at me with a befuddled and says, "no no, are you ass man or boob guy?"

Well, now this brought on a whole new set of thoughts. What kind of guy am I?What do I prefer? Boobs or Butt? Do I even have a preference?

I simply replied, "Honestly...I don't know!" We laughed it off and took the conversation else where. This got me thinking though, what do I actually prefer? What do most guys prefer? Can this be a viable debate? Lets find out.

So, lets see do I have a sub conscience opinion?

I've dated and talked to some very different women, not sure which category they all fill into. I've dated girls with A-cups, B-cups even D-cups, with all those different cups you'd think I was filling a bowl of alphabet soup up. Does that make me a breast man? I mean, I'd be lying to you all if I didn't say we as men don't always take a sneak peak when we can. We're not all animalistic, I think its important that we don't stare at them all the time, we definitely should keep constant eye contact with a woman when having a conversation.

This brings us to the other side of this debate, am I butt man? I really don't think so, however some women out there can really make your head sit on a swivel. There is nothing like a woman in a great pair of jeans, or some sexy business slacks. I think most men out there are ass men though, or at least most of my friends. I'd love to say a great smile and personality should be the determining factor of why we men and women attract each other but lets be serious.

In the end, I think I'm just a face guy. I know, I know that's vein, but to me I'll take a perfect smile over any great set.

What's argument for women? Whats their butts or boobs argument? The great debate continues...