Swine Flu

It seems that this swine flu thing is on the rise, and is creating some kind of mass panic in a lot of areas.

If you haven't turned on the news or looked at a newspaper, then you must have seen some people in Manhattan, in JFK and LaGuardia Airports and now some high schools in NYC with surgical masks on. Soldiers are passing out these masks to subway riders before they board trains. This flu strain apparently originated in Mexico, which is in a controlled fear like status as of right now. To take precaution they have closed almost everything from schools to zoos until May 6th, a day after the national holiday.

Secretary of State Hillary R. Clinton urged travelers to Mexico to use caution, the European Union urged its citizens to avoid travel to Mexico and the United States! First of all what the hell did we do? How are you going to just tell your people to avoid the U.S. like its are frigging fault these people are getting sick! Especially since the most recent cases are coming out of Scotland and Spain, so fuck your couch E.U.!

So now to my main point of this article! Yesterday, as we first witnessed the severity of this potential outbreak the acting director of the Centers for Disease Control, came out and said that people should put a cease or at least limit down kissing. Try not to give that little kiss of greeting they we're used too!

So ladies please, when you see me and your are drawn to my musk don't get upset if I turn my cheek to your kisses, I don't wanna get the Swine!