With a host of important contests tonight, let's have a quick look into my crystal (basket)ball.The Rangers break Manhattan's heart yet again. In their first Game 7 since the 1994 Stanley Cup, the Caps ice the Blue Shirts 3-1. Coach John Tortorella is seen postgame sporting a"McCain is My Homeboy" t-shirt as he goes on a graffiti rampage around the Capitol Building.
Devils banish the Hurricanes to Hell in a double-overtime thriller at The Rock. The 11 o'clock news puts this as their 17th most important story as Dirty Jerz' continues to give two pucks about their icemen.
Rajon Rondo and an injured Ben Gordon duke it out on the parquet floor, but it's the Celts that take the all-important Game 5 in the NBA's most exciting first round series in recent memory.
Both Portland and San Antonio stave off elimination at home, though only the Blazers stretch their series to a deciding 7th game.
Newcomer Brad "leave a Penny, take a" Penny guides the Sawx to their dozenth straight victory.
And last but not least...news will surface later this week that the Swine Flu Epidemic was indeed started by a Mexican man who mistakenly made sweet love to a swine he thought was his wife.
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