Even though this is quickly turning into the day from Hell, there's a few things I have to get off my chest...Eric Mangini...Mangenius?? We know that nickname is long gone after the bitter end to his three-year tenure in The Big Apple, but this whole fiasco about not telling anyone who the Browns starting QB will be this season, even though we all know it's Brady Quinn...Jesus Christ Eric, are you f*cking Houdini or something?? As much as you want to be like your mentor and Chi Psi fraternity buddy Bill Belichick, you're not...look in the mirror and admit this...I'm a bad coach who looks like a cross between Rudy Ruettiger, The Penguin and former North Avenue Burger King regular Fred "Boom Boom" Mariani!
Brett Favre...Christ Brett, let it go!...it didn't work out with the Jets, why bring up this horsesh*t about them convincing you to continue playing when they knew you had a torn bicep. For starters, your ego is the size of Boom Boom's lunch order so we all know damn well you don't want your starting streak to end and secondly, even if they did make you play when you were hurt, they paid you a fortune and you with a wounded wing is infinitely better than Kellen Clemens.
And if that's not enough, we heard from Mr. Viking himself that he may not make it through a 16-game season and would have no reservations about sitting a few games out. Is this whole situation turning into an episode of Days of Our Lives or what?!?! Brett, quarterbacks in the NFL hope to play at 16 games a season, if you're body doesn't permit that, you never should have came back. Prediction That I'll Bet My Left Nut On: Brett would sooner take to Lambeau Field in a wheelchair than sit out a game against his former Packer mates!
Shawn Merriman...I guess your gal pal Tila didn't realize your off the field Lightning Bolt Dance involved grasping her around the neck. Now, I admire your desire to prevent a drunken Tequila from hoping in a car, but come on man, she's gotta be no taller than five feet and maybe the century mark on the scale! I suspect your days are numbered out on the Left Coast!
Predicition for Tonight's Matchup: Football is back baby!!! Great, physical matchup to tune into tonight that will whet our appetite for the season to come. Steelers 23 Titans 19
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