Man Time is here!!!!

There are many times in a mans life that he looks forward too; puberty, sex for the first time, sex with a different person, sex with two different girls in the same day, playoffs of any one of the four major sports, the super bowl and some (not Mikey 5) the day their children are born! There is one thing that every man looks forward to year in and year out that nothing can beat...... Ladies and Gentleman what i am talking about is none other than Fantasy Football! Fantasy Football has been around for decades getting men divorced and winning men a lot of money. Our children will know and love the sport that we have all grown up with and soon we may even see it professionally. There are so many different places to play such as CBS Sportsline, ESPN and 501's favorite Yahoo! Your one and only goal is to be able to brag for the next year to all your closest friends and relatives that they ain't shit and you know the most about NFL football bar none! This includes trash talking over work email saying inappropriate things about the other guys children and mothers all just for complete satisfaction of being the best. What makes it so special is you have 5 days to think, rethink, and second guess yourself to who you should start, who you should sit or who you should think about trading. It is a chess game for those who suck at chess. All to end on Sunday when you no longer have any control and you sit with your beer in one hand, your junk in the other, and the laptop with live stats on the table seeing if you will feel like a million bucks for the next week. Just so everyone out there who doesn't indulge in this addicting drug must know, winning the championship is only 51% of the victory. Some may say the true victory or the other 49% of being on top is having "THE" best team name. We have had many clever names in the past ranging from the champion of last year "Upshaw = Underground" to "Vicks Rabid Bitches" to rude and crude "Lock-n-load@VaTech" to "Clitoria's Secret". We can only hold our breath and wait to hear what silly, clever, rude and all around amazing team names will come this year. To all those fantasy fanatics out there, be aware because 501 is coming to a public league near you this year to take you DOWN for all your women and children (cips is running out of kids)!!!!