Obama Boyssssssss!!!!

Since my 501 colleagues are likely still drunk, I'll attempt to describe the sheer ridiculousness of The Wedding. First off, a shout out to the happy couple..." G & D".....beautiful wedding, two great people, two awesome families!

The Church

1:50pm: One of the two cars carrying the 501 Boys nearly destroyed the wedding photos as the driver took the road less traveled and opted to tailgate the limo!!!

1:55: Down goes The Good Father....."ahh, guess these raised these curbs since last I've been hear." (Perhaps, El Padre is from Suffolk were such things don't exist!)

2:01: Bridesmaid #5 it is!!

2:04: Here Comes the Bride....Richard Jefferson be damned!!!!

2:08: 5 is losing it...dropping "F-bombs" like it's going out of style....."I can't take it anymore."

2:11: Matt requests Pita Bread as today's host

2:22: Ahh, Drew, so nice of you to join us for today's celebration!

2:29: Worst homily of all time highlighted by this comment...."Ahhhh, I can't find the crucifix, I'm used to Sacred Heart Church."

2:37: Hosts are consumed in massive quantity, though Father permits only one per customer.

2:50: Bubbles for everyone!

Rockwell's

3:47: The first Blue Moon Tower is born

4:01: Food is consumed as though we are all homeless

4:12: Blue Moon Tower #1 has a baby

4:28: Grilled cheese and guacamole....TREMENDOUS!!!!

4:34: Make noise quick!!!!!!

4:46: Blue Moon Tower # 3

Back at the Apartment

5:12: Anyone interested in cock-tailing NO-Explode and Red Bull? Sure, why the hell not!

5:16: Hearts pounding!!!!

5:23: Candy dongs for everyone!

5:31: Hearts exploding!!!!

5:42: Wanna bump a candy dong? Hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:43: Why did we do that....my nose stings like a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Wedding

All sense of time is now gone...

- Lots of Jameson shots

- Dancing our asses off

- Cupid Shuffle

- Catching of the garter belt

- Cigars!

- Who wants to fight Andy?

- Make your own ice cream sundae bar!

The Aftermath

- Obama Boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

- Ladies, go sit in the picnic area!

- Ah, you guys are Giant fans huh? Rodney Hampton, Otis Anderson, LT......no no no, Jets ni$$a!!!

- Ok, how about hoops? Bulls baby! Oh so you must be big Derrick Rose fans? Hey, how about David Lee and Knicks ni%%a!!!!!!!!!!!

- $50 worth of Taco Bell....off to Backyard!

Can't wait to find out what's next!!!!