The Tower

My previous post was about beer and it looks like this one is too, sounds like a problem! Let me try and explain the tower to you all.

Lately 501 and the crew have been gathering at a local watering hole called Rockwells, it is at this Rockwells where they offer the tower. The Tower is a magical device that is filled with approximately 8 beers of your liking. In our case its been Blue Moon. The bartender fills the cylinder up, and then puts it into the base where you, the patron can now serve your self up a nice cold one.

Now you should be asking your self why go through with this Tower contraption, what are the drawbacks, and how much is it. Let me explain the wonders, first a pint of delicious Blue Moon is $5.50 where as a Tower only costs $22.50 for 8, you do the math! So, needless to say your getting smashed!

Sometimes if you pour yourself 5 great pours in a row the tender of the bar gives you a pitcher on the house! I really don't know how Jay swung that one but he did, gotta give the little guy credit when credit is due!

We now fast forward 3 to 4 Towers, and explain to you the drawbacks like I promised I would. First your completely mangled, some many not consider this a drawback but some would especially since you went there on a Sunday with work in the morning. Second, everyone is signing ridiculous things on each others t-shirts with a sharpee marker. Remember this place isn't just a bar, there are families eating Sunday dinners, and your running around the bar playing Pearl Jam as loud as you can and you have dongs on your shirts. (VIVA PERU)

501Huguenot recommends that everyone out there should inquire about a Tower at their local spot. In the words of Samuel L. Jackson, "It'll get you drunk".