The Church
1:50pm: One of the two cars carrying the 501 Boys nearly destroyed the wedding photos as the driver took the road less traveled and opted to tailgate the limo!!!
1:55: Down goes The Good Father....."ahh, guess these raised these curbs since last I've been hear." (Perhaps, El Padre is from Suffolk were such things don't exist!)
2:01: Bridesmaid #5 it is!!
2:04: Here Comes the Bride....Richard Jefferson be damned!!!!
2:08: 5 is losing it...dropping "F-bombs" like it's going out of style....."I can't take it anymore."
2:11: Matt requests Pita Bread as today's host
2:22: Ahh, Drew, so nice of you to join us for today's celebration!
2:29: Worst homily of all time highlighted by this comment...."Ahhhh, I can't find the crucifix, I'm used to Sacred Heart Church."
2:37: Hosts are consumed in massive quantity, though Father permits only one per customer.
2:50: Bubbles for everyone!
Rockwell's
3:47: The first Blue Moon Tower is born
4:01: Food is consumed as though we are all homeless
4:12: Blue Moon Tower #1 has a baby
4:28: Grilled cheese and guacamole....TREMENDOUS!!!!
4:34: Make noise quick!!!!!!
4:46: Blue Moon Tower # 3
Back at the Apartment
5:12: Anyone interested in cock-tailing NO-Explode and Red Bull? Sure, why the hell not!
5:16: Hearts pounding!!!!
5:23: Candy dongs for everyone!
5:31: Hearts exploding!!!!
5:42: Wanna bump a candy dong? Hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:43: Why did we do that....my nose stings like a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Wedding
All sense of time is now gone...
- Lots of Jameson shots
- Dancing our asses off
- Cupid Shuffle
- Catching of the garter belt
- Cigars!
- Who wants to fight Andy?
- Make your own ice cream sundae bar!
The Aftermath
- Obama Boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
- Ladies, go sit in the picnic area!
- Ah, you guys are Giant fans huh? Rodney Hampton, Otis Anderson, LT......no no no, Jets ni$$a!!!
- Ok, how about hoops? Bulls baby! Oh so you must be big Derrick Rose fans? Hey, how about David Lee and Knicks ni%%a!!!!!!!!!!!
- $50 worth of Taco Bell....off to Backyard!
Can't wait to find out what's next!!!!
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